dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

epic-lee:

this guy knows whats up

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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