sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

image

you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn

deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

kars:

I am awake but at what price

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me