adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?
mom: why, are you hungry?
HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
I’m crying real tears rn
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
what kind of name is janice
I am awake but at what price
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me