once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
what has four letters and is very hard
This post got really deep really fast
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
what happened to my post
the revolution is here
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.